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You have found a potion from the Tavernmaster's private collection! Feel free to use it in your role-playing sessions. If you are a player, assign it to ONE of your characters. If you are a Game Master, be sure to remove the label before placing the bottle in your dungeon...

Whiskery Whisky (10 doses)

A shot of this rich, peaty malt will make every hair on your body grow at a rate of 1mm per minute for the next 10 minutes. (That's a total of 1cm for the hard of arithmetic, or almost half an inch.)

Handy for keeping warm in cold places...