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You have found a potion from the Tavernmaster's private collection! Feel free to use it in your role-playing sessions. If you are a player, assign it to ONE of your characters. If you are a Game Master, be sure to remove the label before placing the bottle in your dungeon...

Runny Mead (2 dose)

A swig of this syrupy, honey-based drink will immediately liquefy you. You can ooze around in a pool at walking speed, leaving behind your clothes and equipment, in any direction you choose, including up and down steps and under doors; but you may not leave the floor.

After 2 minutes you will resolidify in your normal form – naked, naturally.